allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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