do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I did not marry a roomba.
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