"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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