Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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