guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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