Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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