we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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