i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
