What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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