that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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