OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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