if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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