Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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