He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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