i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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