This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
