i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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