super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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