Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
