You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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