Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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