she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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