so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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