Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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