Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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