do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
