HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There's always time for handjobs
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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