Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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