I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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