Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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