ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
