Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Bring me that man meat
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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