She said she wanted to have closure sex.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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