Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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