Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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