She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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