:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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