We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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