we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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