Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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