Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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