it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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