i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i barfeds in our rink
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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