you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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