is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm bleeding and have questions
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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