Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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