i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
