I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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