nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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