I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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