never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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