Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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