His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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