Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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