My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
