We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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