anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize