have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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